Right now, I am not happy with my human. Besides not paying enough attention to me today, she killed my spider! There I was on the kitchen floor with a large, juicy spider. It was still alive. I was about to kill it when Mom took it out of my claws and smashed it in a paper towel. Then, she threw it out. There went my snack, thanks to Mom the Spider Stealer. Even worse, she treated herself to some chocolate ice cream after she’d destroyed my treat. So, I am mad at her. I’ve got to go, though. I need to find another spider and not let you-know-who see it.