Hi cats. I am glad that I finally have a chance to type to you! Mom has been hogging the computer, and on the one day that she wasn’t, I wasn’t feeling good. I learned something, though. Being sick gets Mom’s attention. Here’s what happened:
Mom was so busy with her Christmas shopping, and after-Christmas clearance sale shopping, that she was ignoring me. So, I did everything I could think of to get her attention. I tore up the closet. I yowled out of the window. I even threw balls at her, hoping she’d get the hint and play with me. Well cats, none of that worked. So, I gave up and lay down. Then, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I was not feeling well, cats. Here is what I looked like:
I looked so bad that even Mom knew something was wrong. So, she finally started paying attention to me. She petted me and asked what was wrong with her “poor baby.” Now, by the time she did that, I knew that the only thing that was wrong with me was that I needed to cough up a hairball. However, I liked all of the attention I was getting. So I didn’t let Mom know that I was really OK. Instead, I just continued to look sick while meowing sadly at her.
This made her feel even sorrier for me. So, she continued to pet and snuggle me. I liked that! Eventually, she had to go out, but I knew she’d hurry home to see if I was all right. And, that’s what she did. So, I have learned that acting sick is a great way to get Mom’s attention. I’ve got to go, though. She’s opening the door, and I only have a moment to pretend to be sick again. Type to you later, cats!