Hello, everyone. I just want to show you a recent altercation between me and my Mom in three pictures. First here is a picture of our kitchen blinds after I’d spent weeks making them the way I like them:
As you can see, they were perfect. However, Mom has this crazy idea called “privacy”, so she was not happy about what I did to the blinds. Thankfully, she thinks she broke them like this second picture shows before she could blame me for the shape that the blinds were in:
Well, at least she thinks she broke them, and I am not about to tell her any differently. So, she paid our landlord to install a new pair of blinds. This third picture shows how she likes the blinds:
I know, this is boring. I mean, how does she expect me to protect our home when I can’t see outside? And, doesn’t she care that I can’t see what my friends are doing? This is unfair. So, I will re-adjust these blinds soon. I’ve got to go, though. She is walking toward the computer, and I don’t want her to know what I’ve been up to. Type to you later, cats!