Hello cats. My Mom may have sounded nice in that Thanksgiving greeting that she just posted, but don’t let her fool you. She’s mean! Would you believe that she ignored me all day? First, she got up at 6:00 A.M. and ran out of the house to meet some friends after giving me a scant ten minutes of play time. Then, when she returned home, she was so busy doing laundry, dishes and taking out the garbage that she completely ignored me. And now, she’s about to head out of the door again to go to something called a “Thanksgiving Dinner”. I am not happy about this, cats!
So, she may find an unpleasant surprise or two when she comes home. I can kick poop out of my litter box as well as any other cat. Then, I think I’ll shred those sweaters that she laid out to dry on the couch. And then—
Oh no. She’s heading toward the computer! I’ve got to go so that she doesn’t know what I’m up to. Bye for now, cats!
Later . . .
Well cats, I never got a chance to wreak havoc on this house because I fell asleep. I woke up when my Mom came home and said, “Gray-cie. I have a surprise for you!” I was excited about that. I figured maybe she’d bought me a new cat cube, or brought home some salmon. I was wrong. This is what she gave me:
As you can see, I was not thrilled with her surprise. However, I’ve decided to postpone my revenge because at least she tried to do something nice for me. So I will sign off for now, cats. I hope that all of you had a great Thanksgiving and got everything you wanted today. Type to you soon.