Hello, cats. I am sorry that I haven’t posted for long. I was busy being the Construction Watcher, and keeping an eye on that Mom of mine. So, I was too lazy . . . err . . .busy to post. However, I have to tell you about my Mom taking credit for my blog!
I found out she did that when my Mom said, “Hey, Gracie come here, and let’s have a nice Momma to Kitty talk.” Even though these talks usually don’t go well, since they mean that she’s going to tell me something that I won’t like, such as going to abandon me to go to that job of hers, I decided to join her at the speaker. Here is how the rest of the conversation went:
Mom: Grace, I have something to tell you, and you may not like it.
Me: Now what?
Mom: Grace, I have good news and bad news. First, let me tell you the good news. Grace, a lot of my friends have been endorsing me for my skills on LinkedIn. They say I’m good at Creative Writing, Editing and Blogging.
Me: So? What does that have to do with me? After I thought that, I glared at her.
Mom: Grace, why are you giving me such a dirty look?
Me: Because I can.
Mom: Wow! I feel like you know what I’m going to say next. OK, Grace, the bad news is that my friends are endorsing me because they think I’m writing your blog—
At that point in the conversation, cats, I yowled so loudly that my Mom jumped almost as high at the refrigerator. Then, I stalked away before I clawed her face off. However, I am furious about this. I have worked my paws off typing everything on this blog, and she gets the credit. That’s not fair! I will punish her later, but in the meantime I will give her a kitty concert that she will never forget like this:Grace in Concert (Cats, double left-claw the blue letters above to hear my beautiful singing voice! It takes a long time to download, but I guarantee that it’s worth the wait.)
I’m going to go for now. I can hardly wait to treat her to more of my singing. I’ll also be busy planning other ways to get even with her. Type to you later, cats!
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