Hi cats. As you can see, I am upset. In fact, I am going to kill Herb and that Hussy too! I wish I could delete my last post, but the cats who know something about the Internet told me that it’s already cached in Google or something. So, I guess the whole world will know how stupid I was about Herb.
This is what happened, cats. After Herb told me he wanted to talk to me, I ran to the window. I was sure that he was going to propose to me. I even was planning ways of sneaking him into our house when Mom wasn’t home. So, after I fluffed up my fur, and adjusted my beautiful red collar just right, I ran to the window and asked Herb what he wanted to tell me. Here is what happened after that:
Herb hung his head and said, “Grace, I have to tell you about something. Please promise me that you won’t flip out.”
I looked at Herb and asked, “What do you mean Herb?” Then, I fluffed my fur again, and waited for him to propose. I figured that he was just being shy or something. I did notice that a lot of my friends were watching from the other side of our block. I thought, They must want to watch Herb propose to me.
Herb continued, “Grace, I think I’m just going to have to yowl this out. I can’t see you anymore because Mimi is having my kittens!”
I screamed, “What?! Herb, if this is a joke, it’s not funny. And, who in the world is ‘Mimi’?!”
Herb pointed to an area by the dumpster to a cat whose face I knew too well. It was That Hussy! Now, in case you are new to my blog, here is a link to my first post about her, and another link to a post when I told everyone what was new about her and my other friends. Double-claw one or both of them to find out more about Herb or That Hussy. They will also tell you more about all of my secret friends in my neighborhood:
Now, all of you know that she is a hussy who has been stalking Herb for a long time. I took a long look at her and saw that—well—that she really is expecting kittens. I screamed, “You are a miserable two-timer, Herb! How dare you make me think that you were in love with me when you were having an affair with her?!”
Herb looked ashamed. Then he said, “Grace, I just enjoyed talking to you. However, I was in heat, and so was Mimi, so one thing led to the other and now she’s having my kittens. I still see you as a friend, so I hope you can be happy for us.”
After Herb said that, I let out a growl that scared me. Then, I jumped at the window intending to end his cheating days forever. Sadly, all that I did was give myself a good knock in the head. As I did that, I screamed, “Get away from my window you miserable cheater. I never want to talk to you again!” Herb was smart enough to run away, and That Hussy hid under the dumpster as I continued to growl and jump at them. And, my friends who were watching hid under any car they could find.
I haven’t seen either of them since which is fine with me since I hate them both. All I can say is that I will never trust another male cat again. And, I am still plotting ways of sneaking out of this house and making both of them very sorry for what they did. I’ve got to go, though. Angelina is at the window, and she just said that she needs to talk to me. I hope that she can help me to get out of this house and get revenge on those cats. Type to you later, cats!