Hi cats. I’m sorry I took so long to post. Between Mom hogging the computer, cleaning, and almost taking in a stray, I didn’t have a lot of time to write. I was too busy trying to protect myself from the horrible smells of the cleaning stuff she uses, and making sure that I did not end up with a little brother or sister! I will tell you more about these events in my next posts.
Also, I am never going to post about a cat that is in active service again. After I did my last post, three cats came to my window. They were tough cats who made it very clear to me that I could not describe them in this post. They told me that Yowler, the cat whose yowls scare the bad people, had to be taken off duty because of my post about him! I told them I’d delete it, but they said that it was too late. The enemy had read it, and Yowler had to be snuck out of the country he was in!
So, I think I’m going to stick with posting about my Mom and I, and my secret friends. I don’t want to jeopardize cational security! And, if you are reading this, Yowler, I am sorry—
Errr . . . I guess that means he doesn’t accept my apology. Type to you later, cats!