Mom May Have a Stalker!

Hello cats.  I didn’t think things could get any worse around here but they have.  Mom may have a stalker!  This problem started when Mom found a note under her windshield wipers last Sunday while she was cleaning her car.  It was from a man that she doesn’t know.  He wrote that he lived in our apartment complex, noticed that she lived alone, and then gave her a phone number to “text him at any time” if she were single, and wanted to be his friend.

Well, Mom was flattered when she got this note, so I thought it wasn’t a big deal.  However, as she talked about her “cute” note to her friends, and I heard them telling her to be careful, I started to get worried.  And, now Mom is worried too!  So, she has told our landlord about this, and she is going to look up the number this guy gave her online.  She may even contact the police about this.

Until she does that, I have come up with a plan that I think will scare him away.  Here is what I’m going to do.  Whenever I see a male human looking at our apartment, I am going to act crazy!  I will froth at the mouth, glare at him, and make sure that the light is hitting my eyes just right so that they appear to be glowing.  While doing that, I will howl, yowl and hiss at him.  I figure that if I do all of these things, he will think that I have rabies and be afraid to come near our apartment.  Or, if he’s one of those humans who have all of the silly superstitions about black cats, he will think that I’m scary and stay away from us. I’ve got to go, though. There’s a man looking at our apartment, so it’s time for me to terrify him.  Type to you later, cats!