Hi cats. How are you? I hope that all is well with you.
I wanted to let you know that Mom just had surgery. Well, OK, not surgery but they had to knock her out to test her for something. So, I am stuck with her for twenty four hours because she can’t drive since they gave her something called “anesthesia”. Cats, she is driving me crazy! Here are just a few of the things that she has said to me and what I thought as she said them:
“Gray-cie. Come here. I need a snuggie!”
I don’t think so. You are in an altered state of consciousness so you may “snuggie” me to death.
“I don’t care what that stupid hospital said. I need to get out of this house or I will go crazy!”
Mom, you’re already there.
“THEY WANT FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS FOR THAT MEDICATION? HAVE THEY LOST THEIR MINDS?”
No, but you have!
“Gracie, don’t worry. If something happens to me, I have at least two friends who will take care of you.”
Oh no. No! I am not going to live with strangers. If something happens to you, I will continue to live in this apartment where it’s safe. And, if any of your friends try “rescuing” me, they will get a face full of claws.
Well, you get the idea cats. My Mom is not very pleasant to be around right now. So, I am going to hide in the closet until she’s back to normal. Type to you later cats!